Wednesday: What the %$!!? Lipstick or Bullets

Lipstick or Bullets?          

Are you a gun-toting lipstick-wearing lady with just the right mix of attitude and sass? Here’s a tough question for you: If you were in a dire situation, which item would you rather spend your last few dollars on?

Would you prefer to fork over your remaining bucks for a set of bullets or for a new tube of your favorite shade of lipstick? If you’re having a hard time picking between the two (as we imagine you are!), here are a few benefits of both lipstick and bullets.

It's not slut-red or sweet thing-pink, but it'll do in a pinch

It’s not slut-red or sweet thing-pink, but it’ll do in a pinch

Lipstick – We all know that no look is complete without applying a fabulous shade of lipstick. Whether it’s a sultry (or slutty) shade of red, or pretty (oh-so-innocent) pink, a coat of lipstick can instantly make you feel like you can take on whatever life may throw your way. Not to mention, a quality lipstick can nourish and moisturize your lips tempting your suitors to go in for a sweet kiss. What’s not to like about that?

Ok, so it's a bullet pen. Close enough. :)

Ok, so it’s a bullet pen. Close enough. 🙂

Bullets – On the other hand, it might be a good idea to invest your last bit of money in some bullets for the small 9mm tucked away in your purse. After all, it’s only proper for a lady to arm herself for protection. If you’re an avid hunter, that’s even more of a reason to choose bullets over lipstick. With your bullets you’ll be able to feed yourself—a tube of lipstick won’t satisfy your hunger for long.

Tell us, which one is it for you? Would you rather buy a tube of your favorite lipstick or a magazine of bullets? Your answer will give a big clue about your personality. 😉

Of course, when you have access to both lipstick AND bullets, the rest of the world better watch out!

~Cheyenne

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About cheymccray

Cheyenne McCray is an award winning, New York Times and USA Today Best Selling author who is a rare native Arizonan but refuses to be put behind glass as an endangered species. In her spare time she loves to torture characters--whether they're misbehaving or not—and kill off deserving individuals. She also totally gets off on blowing things up. All fictionally, of course. She'd rather chew glass than write sweet and sugary. Give her a hideous demon or particularly nasty villain to slay any day. Cheyenne enjoys creating stories of love, suspense, and redemption—in some cases. She enjoys building worlds her readers can get lost in. Hopefully they'll find their way out, but stranger things have been known to happen. If you would like to find out what odd and unusual things Cheyenne is up to these days, cruise her website any time, take a look at the bizarrely normal yet strange FAQs, and even drop her a line or two. Just not too hard—those things hurt. You might even learn a few things about that kinky author, Jaymie Holland. (Just don't tell Cheyenne's mom.

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